Personally, I think my new campaign slogan should be enough on its own to persuade any wavering voters: “The future’s bright, the future’s pink (and four legged).”
But in case not, I’m going high-tech. Been busy today making my election movie. Think of it as Resevoir Dogs from the canine perspective. Lots of dead cats. Will shock some, but hey – they’re cats.
It’s not the only technological whiz I’ve got on the stocks – there’s an even better one coming in the next few days … keep your paws on the keyboard to be the first to witness a world-beating innovation soon.
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