Spotted in Brentwood, where David Kendall is standing for the Liberal Democrats in the local elections.
One of his leaflets has stuck on a resident’s door with “I’m voting for you Davey baby” and “Get these idiots out” written on it.
On the door next to it, a piece of paper which says:
I’d rather remove my nipples with a rusty tin opener than vote Labour or Conservative. I will only open my door to Dave Kendall’s crew.
All in all, it’s probably quite a good thing David got his nomination papers in on time and so this resident will be able to vote for him.