Right, let’s set the record straight and put to rest the rumours of a forthcoming tabloid expose of my past.
All four of my legs are my own and are the original legs I was born with.
None of them are false.
None of them was ever amputated in my teenage years following any incidents with cats called “Kitty”.
And my legs are – as Penny from Dr Munro’s office would say – “lovely”.
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You do realise this post makes no sense to anyone at all except me?Targetting your blog at one person is not a successful media strategy, PD, even for a media savvy dog like you.
Your legs are more famous than you think, Mr F.Everyone here in Caracas knows about them.We even have a candidate running for Mayor of our town at the moment on the slogan “I’ll make your legs nicer than Mr Fenwick of London’s.”
I think they are much nicer legs than those belonging to another famous lib dem blogger I can think of….but i don’t want to be sued, so I won’t say which northern county i have in mind.
To use an AOL-ism… “LOL!” I emit a hearty chuckle with you, Mr Abrahams.
Latest opinion poll news from Caracas. Two polls published in this weekend’s papers. One puts the legs candidate 10% ahead, but it’s an internet poll. The other has the race neck-and-neck.