Mark Pack

Well, that was a Pizza Express visit and a half.

To keep regular readers updated with the key information:

• Convenient powerpoints for gadget laden pizza fans? Yes. Turn left as you come in through the door and head to the wall by the hatstand.
• Toilet signage? Unlike the Sutton Pizza Express, the legs on the man on the toilet door are not unusually proportioned. However, watch out – the man looks a lot like the woman on the opposite door. A trap for the unwary.

Other points to note:

• Al Fresco indoor seating is provided. Really.
• The seating by the window is unusually low. Head further in for normal height seats.
• If you consume a fair amount of alcohol and look up, suddenly afraid that the world is all turning a sickly green around you – don’t worry. That’s the outside lighting on a standard cycle. A calming blue will come round shortly.
• The glass cups in which the hot chocolate is served come apart easily and in a way that in no respect reflects on the person to whom the hot chocolate was served. Honest.
• They economise on ink when it comes to printing the receipts here. Praise the environment, but bring a table lamp and magnifying glass with you. (Another reason to sit near the power points.)

So that is 29 down, 109 (or thereabouts) to go.