Today’s journalism in full, as seen from Whitehall

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(Oh, and EU leaders sign major new treaty in latest attempt to avoid economic meltdown.)

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(Oh, and grisly summary execution of 17 in Syria as Russia weakens support for Assad.)

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(Oh, and would-be new nuclear power Iran holds elections.)

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(Oh, and petrol prices hit new high.)

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