Mark Pack

With the deadline for applications fast approaching and the latest opinion polls showing the Rt Hon Sir Menzies Campbell CBE QC MP significantly more popular in London than in the East Midlands, speculation is mounting amongst Liberal Democrats in London that there may be a dramatic last minute application from a Scotsman who has spent many years living and working in London, has recently won an all-member ballot in the Liberal Democrats, has just the right dress sense to fit in down Savile Row and as a former Olympic athlete is well placed to lead London in the run-up to the 2012 Olympics … oh all right, I’m traffic touting – hello world!