That's it... surely you're interested in nothing other than money, so you'd gladly want to go and work for Dave's mateocracy of 2010.
It’s a bit weird. When I worked for the Liberal Democrats, I got more hostility thrown in my direction online from Conservative than from Labour activists – though plenty from both parties were also a little more grown up 
– but now I no longer work for the party, I get far more Facebook friend requests etc. from Conservative activists than from Labour ones. Not sure whether or not to welcome that change…
RT @markpack New post: Why do so many Conservatives now like me? http://bit.ly/181Zw2