Mark Pack

I confess. I’m about to go fly again. Bad dog. Very bad dog.

I am trying to work out my carbon footprint so I can offset it. But all the websites seem to be designed for humans. I can’t work out what a four-legged pink dog should do. Does having four legs mean my footprint is double a human’s footprint? Or do I get a discount for being able to give shade to a good few square centimetres of the Earth under my ears?