I have just discovered that there are thirty pieces of Lego available for each living human (leaving none for us dogs, sniff). A bit of inter-species Lego reclamation seems in order, but I fear the neighbourhood elephant has been a bit greedy on the Lego front over the years and may get us all into trouble.
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Clearly with this level of interest there is a gap in the market for some Lib Dem Lego. Imagine the child-like joy that could be gleaned from the Post Office deconstructor set. It arrives ready made with a set of angry protestors outside it (also ready made) and you get to play the role of the government dismantling piece by piece until there is nothing left but rather a lot of Lib Dem Councillors.