He’s the Chippenham Town player who got himself sent off after just three seconds in a football match today, snatching the previous record from the Italians for good old Blighty. Mind you, had he had a proper number of legs (viz four), I’m sure he’d have been able to manage it in less than three seconds. Woof woof.
Football pundit trivia corner: Chippenham have lost two play-off finals and one play-off semi final in the last four years.
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