Mark Pack

Dear Prime Minister

It seems to be the Government’s policy only to have senior advisors who tell you that they agree with you.

I can say “Yes, you’re absolutely right – that’s the only thing to do” 24 times a minute.

So I’d like to offer to be the government’s senior advisor on everything. I’m confident you’ll be happy with my advice. 24 times a minute in fact.

In these tough financial times, I’m also willing to offer you a very cheap deal.

Shall we say one chocolate cheesecake per day?

I look forward to hearing from you.

Yours,

Mark Pack