There I was, minding my own business (and my neighbour’s bone), when the shocking news reached me that viewers had been complaining to the BBC about too many dogs on the TV.
And the BBC agreed.
And the BBC was going to get rid of as many dogs as they could.
And they had issued special anti-dog reminder instructions to managers.
And they want the public to ring in RIGHT AWAY if they spot any dogs on TV that they think shouldn’t be there.
And then I realised, there is another type of dog. Pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
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