How to stop people talking to you about snow

3 February 2009 + 0

Bored yet with people saying how badly the UK is dealing with a little snow? I have the answer.

My evidence base is small, but I have a 100% success rate.

When they say how awful we are and how much better other countries are, you say, “Woof woof,* I agree. Isn’t it awful how people in other countries clear snow outside their homes and business and in Britain hardly anyone does? I didn’t see any of my neighbours doing it when I was clearing snow yesterday. Did you see any when you were out clearing?”

* Humans may wish to skip this introduction.

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