My foreign policy plans

10 January 2006

I understand that some Lib Dem members are worried about my alleged lack of international experience. For foreign policy expertise, it’s hard to lay a paw on Ming Campbell. I also understand some people are concerned how the country’s cat lovers would view a party led by a dog. I have the answer. A very clever answer if I may say which. (Which I do):

Install cat flaps in the “security barrier” Israel is building.

Why should Palestinian and Israeli cats be kept apart whilst the humans squabble? Cat flaps in the wall – it’s the only humane solution. (Did you know the Berlin wall had three cat flaps? Not many people do. Mainly because it didn’t).

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