Mark Pack

Imaginative or bonkers? I refer, of course, to the cutlery laying habits at the Royal Festival Hall Pizza Express. One row of tables laid with knives, but no forks; a parallel row of tables laid with forks but no knives.

Efficient or pushy? I refer, of course, to the serving habits at the Royal Festival Hall Pizza Express. Serving the main course whilst the starters are still being eaten is certainly novel.

Thoughtful or thoughtless? I refer, of course, to the seating arrangements at the Royal Festival Hall Pizza Express. Stick two large groups with numerous children on the tables down the side of an oblong offshoot from the main space – and then squeeze several couples on tables in between the crowds with the children.

This is no ordinary Pizza Express.

Anyway, that’s 6 down, 122 to go.