Pink Dog archive
What does Gordon Brown needs to know about Germany?
I understand that our Prime Minister is having a little difficulty distinguishing Germany from Iraq at the moment, what with saying that troops are coming home from Iraq when actually they are in Germany at the moment. For a dog, of course, it is easy – one has horrible, big nasty Alsatians and the other [...]
Wise words from Michael Heseltine on Sky News
Don’t give them plums until you know they can’t suck them. Who could disagree with that?
James Purnell
I would just like to make clear that, unlike Labour Minister James Purnell, I did turn up on time for the hospital photoshoot:
The forgotten crime menace
Once again it’s all knives, knives, knives when the Prime Minister talks about cracking down on crime. What about spoon crime, that’s what I say.
New poll shows Lembit Opik / Iain Dale dream ticket set to win Presidential election after leading rival defects to David Cameron's party
Oh Stephen Tall, what have you started? PS Did I say: E X C L U S I V E !!!!!!!!!!!! Woof woof.
To buy or not to buy?
It’s pointless. It’s wonderful. It’s pointless. It’s wonderful. It’s pointless. It’s wonderful. It’s pointless. It’s wonderful. Good thing I’m not a human, otherwise I just wouldn’t be able to make up my mind whether or not to buy this.
Do not watch this movie
This is not funny. It’s nearly offensive. Especially that snigger half way through. One should really label it as workplace bullying.
I would like to apologise for not issuing an apology for making an earlier apology
Sorry, but I’m just not in the Conservatives’ class when it comes to this apologies thing.
Why would you want to network a hippopotamus?
Perhaps it’s a human thing? Can anyone explain? Someone has just come to my blog having searched on Google for “hippopotamus networking”. I’m rather pleased with myself to consequentially discover that my blog comes out second in the whole, whole world (or at least that bit which sits in Google’s computers, but it’s pretty much [...]
