Cripes, crikey and cascading cucumbers. I see some humans are up in arms (or down in the gutter) not liking a Heinz TV ad showing two men briefly kissing and not knowing what to say to their kids.
But there's WORSE NEWS!
Have you not seen how some footballers embrace each other and even indulge in lips on skin action when a goal is scored? Whatever can those parents tell their kids when THAT happens. Ban football from TV now! It's the only way to save our country's morals!
Please now stand on all four legs and join me in singing the national anthem.
Woof woof.
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I'm sorry Pink Dog me and my Livi Lion who will soon be cuddly taking over the sports reporting on my blog couldn't disagree with you more. However, we haven't see a dog on the pitch at a top class game for some time now, think caninephobia is a far bigger issue in the top eschelons of professional football.