Archive for spoon crime
Will this make spoon crime better or worse?
As the internet’s regular correspondent on spoon crime (retired), I’m really not sure if this is the solution – or by mixing knives and spoons will make it all the more worse. I may have to come out of retirement.
Spoon crime: an apology
I’m a big dog, and I’m prepared to admit it when I’m wrong. Regular readers of this blog may have got the impression that spoons are bad, aiding and abetting crime around the world. I know this is an unfair characterisation of the world’s spoons, many of whom are very hard-working helping out front line [...]
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Woof woof – woof, snarl. Grr bark; woof-woof woof. Grr grrrrrrrrr snarl spoons to fight crime woof bark bark. Bark? Bark grr bark!
Crime and spoons: Sonny Spoon speaks
It’s been a while since I’ve pawed in a blog posting about spoons and crime, so here’s a quick link to Sonny Spoon and his work. Good for him.
The forgotten crime menace
Once again it’s all knives, knives, knives when the Prime Minister talks about cracking down on crime. What about spoon crime, that’s what I say.
Spoons: they're a real menace
It’s quite frightening what’s stalking the dinner tables of London at the moment.
Spoons: they're out of control
From a recent Parliamentary Question asked by Norman Baker: Q. How much was spent by the House authorities on (a) additional cutlery and (b) replacing missing cutlery in 2006? A. We don’t monitor the whereabouts of individual spoons. Typical neglect of spoons and the crimes that come with them.
Spoons: it's getting ugly on the streets
Regular readers (hello India!) will know my concerns about the unchecked menace of spoon crime. Despite my best efforts (and the horrible stories from the US), Labour have failed to act. They’re only interested in knives. Here’s the evidence of the gruesome consequence of this neglect: photo not for the squeamish.
Spoons – the crime menace grows
Regular readers of this blog will recall how I am campaigning against spoon crime. It’s the neglected partner of knife crime. On knife crime, it’s crack down, crack down, crack down. On spoons – it’s nothing. Not even when dangerous spoons like this are on open sale on the streets of Brixton. The latest news [...]
Spoons, menaced posed by
I’ve not forgotten the menace of spoons. Just look at the sort of thing that was being sold in broad daylight on the streets of Brixton this morning:
