Remember the drill. Keep this just between you and me because the rules only allow negative stories about the state of our democracy. Rules which everyone must follow.
So keep it to yourself, but the phenomenally dull official paperwork known as polling cards is* generating excitement amongst voters:
And on it goes. But you get the idea. So remember, keep this secret.
And don’t whisper a word either about how this week saw two of the three best days ever for online electoral registration applications in the UK. That’s just one of our little secrets, ok?
* Is? Are? Is? Are? I give up. Pedant away in the comments thread.