Good news for Theresa May

An aide enters the Prime Minister’s office.

Aide: “I have good news for you, Prime Minister.”

Prime Minister looks disbelieving.

PM: “Are you sure?”

Aide: “Yes, really. You know how you appealed to the British public last night to unleash a wave of public opinion on Brexit?”

PM: “And…?”

Aide: “It’s happening! There’s a huge wave of public reaction, so great it has broken the Parliament website. There is just one small problem…”

Sign the key petitions against Brexit here and come join me on the march on Saturday.