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Do CCHQ staff have to bring their own toilet paper in to work?

Toilet paper. CC0 Public Domain
I only ask, you see, because earlier today the Conservative Party’s press team decided to highlight the fact that a Labour MP, Chuka Umunna, claimed £43.12 for “soap, toilet roll etc”.

Well, the claim was for his office where staff work. So quite why would someone want to pick on an employer providing toilet paper (and soap! yes, soap! the sheer luxury!) for his staff?

But perhaps that’s how CCHQ works and the staff there are so used to having to bring their own toilet paper into work that they don’t see why anyone else should have it provided by their employer? After all, that’s the only logical and fair explanation so it’s bound to be the right one. I’m sure.

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