— Andrew Lucas (@bythewatersedge) January 19, 2011
— Martin Shapland (@MShapland) June 18, 2011
On my way home I walked past a vehicle activated sign on an empty road. It told me I was walking at 7mph and thanked me.Srsly!
— Alex Foster (@alexfoster) July 30, 2011
@markpackBREAKING: Ed Miliband says neutrinos going “too far too fast”
— Jason Hunter (@JasonJHunter) September 23, 2011
@markpack Because stopping criminals by having a police dog abseil onto their heads is the coolest thing in the world.
— Chris Terry (@CTerry1985) December 8, 2011
@TimMontgomerie: “Senior LDs slammed Cameron’s diplomatic skills + said he’s weaker than Major.”> How dare they! Such attacks your job 🙂
— Daniel Finkelstein (@Dannythefink) December 11, 2011
No idea why it’s taking CERN so long to find a Higgs Boson – I’ve got billions of them all around me.
— Iain Roberts (@CllrIainRoberts) December 13, 2011