Three years ago this month, something big happened in the Isle of Wight
I may be three years later bringing you this news.
But some news is worth it even when late.
And all I can say about this story is wow:
Eat your heart out, vacuum cleaner head.
One for the headline files, up there with the sumo suit.
Something big is about to happen on the Isle of Wight again, they are going to take the DNA of every dog on the island, so they can identify which one is not picking up it’s poo lol