It’s not a boy. It’s a girl. I read it in the papers.

You are hallucinating this morning if you think you’ve seen or heard the news that the Royal baby is a boy.

It’s not. It’s a girl.

Honest.

Look, I’ve got all this press coverage to prove it:

• “Kate Middleton dropped a big hint that she is having a daughter” – The Sun
• “It’s a girl!” – Daily Mirror
• “The uncle of the Duchess of Cambridge has given one of the biggest hints yet on the sex of the Royal baby, and says he suspects the couple will have a girl” – Daily Telegraph