I do so hope this story gets lifted by Hollywood and made into an action movie featuring Bruce Willis
Imagine the fun that would be with the full Bruce Willis, CGI enhanced, Hollywood experience. It could even be the start of a long-running franchise, culminating in Puddle 7: The Revenge of the Damp Patch.
Be careful out there in Somerset folks.
Tale of the Puddle Martyr?
A vengeance movie where the protagonist disguises himself as a friendly, carefree Gene Kelly chararcter…