Dear Prime Minister, Can I please be your adviser?

Dear Prime Minister,

It seems to be the Government’s policy only to have senior advisers who tell you that they agree with you.

I can say, “Yes, you’re absolutely right – that’s the only thing to do” 24 times a minute.

So I’d like to offer to be the government’s senior adviser on everything. I am confident you’ll be happy with my advice. 24 times a minute in fact.

In these tough financial times, I’m also willing to offer you a very cheap deal.

Shall we say one chocolate cheesecake per day?

I look forward to hearing from you.


Mark Pack

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