How to stop people talking to you about snow

Bored yet with people saying how badly the UK is dealing with a little snow? I have the answer.

My evidence base is small, but I have a 100% success rate.

When they say how awful we are and how much better other countries are, you say, “I agree. Isn’t it awful how people in other countries clear snow outside their homes and business and in Britain hardly anyone does? I didn’t see any of my neighbours doing it when I was clearing snow yesterday. Did you see any when you were out clearing?”

If that doesn’t work, there’s always the follow-up rebuttal to any snow-moaning.