In a move sure to get Christians and tabloid newspaper journalists, let alone the Christian media, up in arms, the Prime Minister has removed all Christian imagery from the Christmas cards they are sending out.
The picture on the front of the cards does not contain any sign of angels, crosses or any other Christian imagery.
But it’s not only Christianity that has been removed, so too has all trace of winter. In a move some will suspect is making the cards a tool in the political battle over global warming, the “Christmas” cards paint a picture of a spring or summer day.
“This is an appalling case of political correctness gone mad. Doesn’t the Prime Minister understand our history, our heritage and what made this country great?” said…
Oh hang on. Stop right there. That’ll be Winston Churchill’s Christmas card I’m looking at: