What do we want? Section 63 of the Metropolitan Paving Act 1817 of course

What do we want? Section 63 of the Metropolitan Paving Act 1817 to be restored.

When do we want it? Before the next snowfall of course.

Oh, you don’t know what it says? Well, that’s the bit of legislation which was in force between 1817 and 1891 requiring London householders to clear snow and ice from outside their doors. Turns out this clearing stuff away isn’t silly foreign nonsense but a good Victorian tradition. So I’ll see you out there with shovel, grit and Union Jack top.

Historical pedants may wish to point out that one reason for the provision’s repeal in 1891 is that not enough people were following it. So staying inside and doing nothing is also a good Victorian tradition. But I say boo to you.