Regular readers of this blog will recall how I am campaigning against spoon crime. It’s the neglected partner of knife crime. On knife crime, it’s crack down, crack down, crack down.
On spoons – it’s nothing. Not even when dangerous spoons like this are on open sale on the streets of Brixton.
The latest news from the US suggests things are set to get even worse. Yes – spoons are being used to turn humble potatoes into gun silencers.
How long before a copycat wave of spoons and potatoes sweeps this country?