So there was this drunk, naked former Freemason with a toy gun…
Move over, sumo wrestler. There is a new headline in town courtesy of Daily Mail Australia. … Read the full post »
Fun newspaper headlines
A collection of the weird and the weirdly mundane that sometimes makes it into newspaper headlines.
Vacuum cleaners are more newsworthy than you might think
Chiswick woman removes vacuum cleaner head with ease. Such momentous news, I think we can forgive the apostrophe abuse. … Read the full post »
It’s clearly a busy news week in Lincolnshire
Ebola outbreak: Nobody tested in Lincolnshire for deadly virus … Read the full post »
Pakistan suspends three cops after cat eats PM’s peacock
Three police officials deployed at Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif’s farmhouse have been suspended. … Read the full post »
I do so hope this story gets lifted by Hollywood and made into an action movie featuring Bruce Willis
Imagine the fun that would be with the full Bruce Willis, CGI enhanced, Hollywood experience. It could even be the start of a long-running franchise, culminating in Puddle 7: The Revenge of the Damp Patch. … Read the full post »
Now that’s a class headline, courtesy of French politics
Not something you read every day, even if you remove Mali from the story. … Read the full post »
Three years ago this month, something big happened in the Isle of Wight
I may be three years later bringing you this news. But some news is worth it even when late. And all I can say about this story is wow. … Read the full post »
Now that’s what I call a proper newspaper headline
Woman in sumo wrester suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend in gay pub after she waved at man dressed as a Snickers bar. … Read the full post »