Yummmmm. Chocolate is the very best. Which is why I sometimes write about it.

Technology

Ban chocolate. It’s the only way to protect our computers

I’d forgotten what a pernicious security loophole chocolate opens up on our computers. It’s only disappointing to see to that in the three and a half years now no-one has demanded a ban on chocolate as the only way to secure our internet against paedophiles, the Mafia, internet pirate, the Chinese and the WI.