Archive for chocolate
Triple-blind chocolate melting test cancelled
I tried. I really tried. I started this weekend with all good intentions about testing out the different methods of melting chocolate for cooking purposes (safely and easily in an oven, as Nigella says in a microwave or the HIGHLY DANGEROUS NEVER TO BE USED method that requires HOT, DANGEROUS boiling water). But once again, [...]
Facebook: shocking discrimination
Tried to join Facebook this evening. I was shocked. More shocked than I’ve been since I discovered how most Liberal Democrats melt chocolate (don’t use boiling water! it’s dangerous!). Facebook requires you to be 13. Well that pretty much rules out nearly all dogs doesn’t it? I don’t think such discrimination would be acceptable against [...]
Chocolate melt-off postponed
It appears that my methods of melting chocolate have caused some controversy (apologies to any new readers; don’t worry, you’ll pick up on the story quickly but in essence – I am right; everyone else is wrong). I was planning to host a melt-off this weekend (oven versus microwave versus highly dangerous use of pan [...]
A break from the campaign trail
Luckily it’s not all work, work, work on the leadership campaign trail. Being a vegetarian dog, I’m not so keen on bones. Double helping of chocolate all round much nicer. Yum.
