Yes, it’s the moment you have all been waiting for: the answer to the Boris Johnson quiz.
The puzzle was: what was the problem to which Boris Johnson thinks this is the solution:
I have an infallible solution. You go to Legoland. To be exact, you go to those deceptively simple whirly teacup things, and you subject the human body to the most extraordinary stresses and shears. Your teacup rotates in one direction. The teatray spins the other way.
And the answer?
If you have one of those babies that seems to prefer the womb to the terrors of the world, I have an infallible solution.
Let’s hope Boris isn’t running to be on any health trust board any time soon.