URGENT: How long is John Thurso’s moustache?

The phone has been all a-buzz this evening with text messages from numerous leading Parliamentarians asking questions such as, “who was the first Secretary of State for Wales?”, “how many different official posts are there an MP can take up in order to resign?”, “what is the minimum size for a signature box on a postal vote application form?” and “how long is John Thurso‘s moustache?”.

I think someone, somewhere might be in a quiz … I’m sure it’s just initiative and not cheating though you know.