Anyone fancy a job as a UKIP press officer?
This is the gem a current press office came up with when their MEP, Godfrey Bloom, was struggling with journalists’ questions about his views on women:
His press officer chipped in to explain: “I think people don’t understand the difference between slut and slag, maybe it’s something to do with the lack of grammar schools in our education system.”
There should be a vacancy some time soon…
lordbonkers attached is my CV below is my covering letter
The EEC smells of wee, the EU smells of poo
Do I get the job?
Emperorbevis Can you start tomorrow?
woodo79 andyjameshicks first thing I learned at grammar school. what’s all the fuss about?
woodo79 andyjameshicks Press officer you say? Interesting!! 😉
ChobDux woodo79 Ha ha! I’m stunned this actually happened but it seems it did.
Aibagawa woodo79 Understanding how the internet works is optional.
MargoJMilne andyjameshicks Love the IN NO WAY UKIP SUPPORTING comments blame Crick for Bloom cocking up. Again.
jessikart MargoJMilne They are piling up on the linked Crick blog, Its hilarious.
andyjameshicks 😉
andyjameshicks At least it wouldn’t be boring…
RichardLafette I’d probably enjoy it if that’s what they wanted: “No, Michael, you see, Godfrey IS just a massive fucking idiot.”
andyjameshicks CathElliott Yep right wing undercover Tory
andyjameshicks It was an afternoon of great hilarity. People are genuinely suggesting that UKIP should have a conference every week.
RichardLafette I’d watch it. I’d probably have a great laugh running it.
athinkingman Slag: ‘a promiscuous woman’ Slut: ‘a promiscuous woman’ OED 🙂
mattwhiteok Q.E.D. 🙂
andyjameshicks I went to university with one but she got tired of wandering hans and Farage falling out of taxis
yorksranter I bet she did!
paullewismoney andyjameshicks Bit “domme” looking wasn’t she? Nige’s wee secret?
cjwcymru I reckon you could drop in the Westminster Arms judging by #newsnight.
andyjameshicks ‘typing up CV’…..
Did anyone notice Farage’s off mike words when he was answering questions? You could hear clearly- “That went down well- we can piss off now”