Dear Prime Minister,
It seems to be the Government’s policy only to have senior advisers who tell you that they agree with you.
I can say, “Yes, you’re absolutely right – that’s the only thing to do” 24 times a minute.
So I’d like to offer to be the government’s senior adviser on everything. I am confident you’ll be happy with my advice. 24 times a minute in fact.
In these tough financial times, I’m also willing to offer you a very cheap deal.
Shall we say one chocolate cheesecake per day?
I look forward to hearing from you.