If it was April 1st today, there’s no way I’d believe this story about Ed Miliband

The Observer reports (or mischievous hackers have made The Observer look like it reports):

Ed Miliband has commissioned a giant stone inscription bearing Labour’s six election pledges that is set to be installed in the Downing Street Rose Garden if he becomes prime minister.

The 8ft 6in-high limestone structure is intended to underline his commitment to keep his promises by having them literally “carved in stone” and visible from the offices inside No 10.